No Woke, All Smoke: The Glory of Conservative Dad’s Ultra Right Beer’s Epic Muscle Car Giveaway

by | May 23, 2024 | Opinion

Conservative Dad’s Ultra Right Beer is fed up with the politically correct nonsense, and their latest ad is here to save the day. After Bud Light’s blunder with a transgender influencer, Ultra Right was born, and now it’s taking the beer world by storm.

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In the latest ad, CEO Seth Weathers roars around in an American muscle car, throwing down donuts on a racetrack and proudly flashing a “Trump 2024” sign. Weathers takes a jab at critics who want less politics, doubling down on patriotism, real women, and everything that makes America great. You may know them from the controversy that erupted when the conservative calendar dropped, and the puritanical prudes of left and right got their panties in a twist. But the sex, drugs, and rock and roll wing of the vast right-wing conspiracy wasn’t planning on stopping their in-your-face marketing offensive there.

Here’s the cherry on top – they’ve got their trans, we’ve got ours. Weathers announce that they’re giving away a badass, gas-guzzling classic Trans Am. You can enter the giveaway by snapping a pic with their beer, posting on X, buying from their site, or signing up for text alerts. It’s time to embrace the wild, untamed spirit of true American freedom. Ultra Right Beer is more American than John Ashcroft singing “Let the Eagles Soar.”

The patriotic frat boys defending the American flag fought for our right to party. We owe it to them and to the men and women who died in the service of this country to fight tyranny, and win this Tranny. Not that tranny. The other Tranny.

This summer, let’s raise a can of Ultra Right, celebrate our liberty, and tell the woke crowd where to shove it. Cheers to beer, boobs, and the red, white, and blue!

Austin Petersen is a former Libertarian presidential candidate turned Republican and the host of the Wake Up America show every Monday-Friday from 7-9am central which you can stream live on Rumble, or listen to on Spotify or iTunes. He resides in Jefferson City, Missouri with his wife Stephanie and their two presidential French Bulldogs, Calvin and George.

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